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Everyone on the internet wants to be a high-IQ genius. But I am out here rocking a certified 85 IQ and it is pure bliss.

My index scores are:

- VCI: 95

- PRI: 82

- WMI: 83

- PSI: 81

Sure, people at my waiter job think I am slow. Sure, my friends call me "brainless" and say genetics played a bad trick on me. And yes, women always leave me after a few weeks because they notice the mental gap. But they are all missing the big picture. Having an 85 IQ means my brain is just pure, peaceful elevator music 24/7. I don't have enough brain cells to worry about the future. I don't have enough brain cells to care that my spine is shaped like a question mark. I don't care that my flat feet slap the floor like wet pancakes. Genius people are always stressed, overthinking, and depressed. Meanwhile, I am just serving soup, listening to my internal elevator jazz, and chilling. Stop chasing high IQ. Embrace the 85 IQ lifestyle. It is the ultimate cheat code for a stress-free existence.

I (47M) am lucky enough to be exclusively dating a woman who squirts (36F). Of course I was curious about this phenomenon because I have never been in an LTR with a copious ejaculator.

I have spent the last few months extensively studying my GF's fluid, and I can tell you, it's pee. It may contain some trace amounts of other fluid, but at the very least it's 99%+ urine.

My evidence, collected over repeated sessions:

1. It very clearly emits from her urethra and not her vaginal canal. During oral sex I have had an up close view of this many times.

2. It's yellow. I have collected it in clear glasses and held it up to the light multiple times. It's always some shade of yellow.

3. The color ranges from mostly clear (but still yellowish) to a straw-like pale yellow to darker yellow, just like urine.

4. It smells like pee. I can absolutely tell when walking in to my GF's room that she's been masturbating or we've recently had sex. I've smelled it after she has soaked towels with it. It smells like pee. There is no doubt.

5. It 100% tastes like piss. Several times I have dedicated myself to tasting and swallowing every last drop. This is usually about 4-5 full mouthfuls if not more. It tasted like piss, all of it.

6. The sheer volume. Her output ranges from about one tablespoon per orgasm to 1-2 cups (8-16 ounces) per session. I believe this last Friday was a new record where she produced around one pint of urine in about an hour of oral sex.

I can say with 100% confidence that squirting is pee.

Im going to cry.

My bf left me and he has an alter of my yumeship, and I love said alter as well as him.

Im not using my typing quirk.

My ex boyfriend is being a bitch, and I want to dox his ass.

Go send him letters saying Gangle hates him. (He was dating my Gangle alter.)

Go do shit, I dont know. I am very very mad.