henryeaterofpies

A: I thought you were unhinged, but the humans on earth are entirely different.

H: Oh yeah, they don't let crazy people become astronauts. We're actually a super select group of individuals that are highly trained and highly intelligent.

A: That willingly get into tiny metal pods on top of thousands of gallons of explosives and ride said pod into space at gravitational forces that nearly kill you.

H: Only the best and brightest.

Pick it up and put it in your pocket

It was either that or the salmon cannon and the beavers kept eating the salmon