the-writist

I knew someone who sharted in their brand new gaming chair.

I was on the fence about continuing to be friends with them.

Then they made a thread on reddit claiming they spilled some notoriously hard to clean beverage their wife bought and that pushed me right off the fence.

Being friends with a gaming chair sharter is one thing but a person who would besmirch their wife in such a manner......I fear that was a bridge too far.

I pelican't believe you witness innocent pelicans being sex trafficked and did nothing. Monster.

Listen here you waif waisted wench it's time to let yourself go and find the pants of your dreams

Season DVD box sets with custom packaging and extra goodies.

Have to be a dumbfuck to willingly get all that foul shit on your bare skin.